Workout Poem?

This was on a site stating it was a Poem about a Morning Workout…..huh….sounds perverted to me.

Swashbuckler:
Every morning she jogs the park
In the Ipod oblivion
As her jogbra teats bounce along
Female sweat and scent, siren’s clarion

For weeks I have watched her
Pacing myself in her footsteps
She’s never noticed me in her wake
But I’ve studied and am well prepped

This morning or the next, anytime
The moment is not important
It is my choice that reigns supreme,
My pleasure, my power that is paramount

And as I watch the sweat bead
And her stretch pants bounce her ass
Listen to her rhythm breath
Today, her workout has came at last

~Swash~

per·vert
[v. per-vurt; n. pur-vert] (used with object)
1.to affect with perversion.
2.to lead astray morally.
3.to turn away from the right course.
4.to lead into mental error or false judgment.
5.to turn to an improper use; misapply.
6.to misconstrue or misinterpret, especially deliberately; distort: to pervert someone’s statement.
7.to bring to a less excellent state; vitiate; debase.
8.Pathology . to change to what is unnatural or abnormal.
9.to convert or persuade to a religious belief regarded as false or wrong.

noun
10.a person who practices sexual perversion.
11.Pathology . a person affected with perversion.
12.a person who has been perverted, especially to a religious belief regarded as erroneous.

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Hello there! My name is Melissa McAllister. I am a proud 37 year old mother of a smart and witty 16 year old son and a bright and sassy 15 year old daughter. My husband is the reason I eat, drink, and sleep health and fitness. He has 2 speeds, GO and GO Faster. We have been together for over 22 years and married for 16 (yes, he had me at “hello!”). Don't get me wrong though...I was a Dorito and Coca Cola eating Hoover when I was in school! Fitness has been an essential part of my life for over 14 years. I have the 3 best jobs in the world—being a stay-at-home Mom, business owner, and group exercise instructor for several large fitness chains. I have been teaching everything from yoga to kickboxing for over 12 years. I have also had the great opportunity to train, inspire, and motivate other instructors for the past 9 years. You might even see me in a few fitness videos out there! ;) Reaching out to others who are struggling to be healthy and happy is my passion. I couldn’t tell you next Fall’s latest fashion must have or what flowers to plant this season, but I can help you achieve your health and fitness goals. With your determination and my motivation, we can find and keep the best YOU! Everyone deserves to be excited to get dressed in the morning and proud to walk into any room. My Motto: I will inspire by holding myself and those around me accountable!

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